Sunday, December 15, 2013

Stuff My Students Say, Vol. 1


For the occasion of the rigorous test week,  I have started the process of documenting interesting answers on some of my student's assignments and tests.  Here is Volume 1.



1.  The Big French Giant.  He is known to come in the night and beat you with a baguette.





2.  An example of a physical change:  A baby destroyed a roller coaster.  In the process of marking him off, I realized that it actually was an accurate example of a physical change.





3.  I have some talented, trilingual students.






4.  The mental picture I got with this one was marvelous.





5.  I was lucky enough to get a bonus cloud with a smoking meatball flying from the sky.






6.  Nelly learning her lesson.





7.  I am still trying to decipher this one.





8.  Another "BFG" gem.





9.  Mitchigo rocking the first question on her science test.






10.  Apparently a physical change is not desirable.






11.  A day late and a dollar short, I might say.







12.  I am thoroughly moved by the deep and philisophical answer that was written for this question.







13.  And finally we discover that according to Kosrae, Canada is a just a big, cold state.







Tests from the tropics,


-River








2 comments:

  1. let's hope that you grade on a curve.praying for you all daily.

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  2. This is pretty funny. :) Thanks for sharing. Looks like you have some pretty cool kids in your class.

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